Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

I wuz so bored just now i went to search for some funny pick up lines to laugh at. Here are some of the cute one/

1. You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
2. I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
3. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5. If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. (HAHAHAHAHA)
6. You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
7. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
8. If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
9. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
10. Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
11. Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
12. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
13. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
14. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
15. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once! (teh best!)


I.can't.stop.laughing.